MeatAxe says:  

ha ha ha

10/24/2006 Mandurah, Western Australia

nickop says:  

That is classic! Actually look's like he's in a bit of pain.

10/24/2006 Melbourne

TorqueOmata says:  

Yeah he is in pain because he can't talk and drive at the same time - bet he wishes he was in AM DB9

10/24/2006 Melbourne, Victoria

TorqueOmata says:  

Here is a good one - apparently the guy who crashed this had stopped making lease payments on it - so it was considered stolen at the time of the crash - check out the blog for more info

10/24/2006 Melbourne, Victoria

hologram says:  

how about this for a superb modification, are they headlights or exhausts on the front ow just extra air intake?????

10/30/2006 Melbourne, Victoria

CARmageddon says:  

I thought they might be external speakers? Maybe air intakes

10/30/2006 London, England

nickop says:  

Im with you CARma, they do look a lot like external speakers, but i'd also say high powered headlights

10/30/2006 Melbourne

Mazhead says:  

Amazing shots everyone! I can't believe some of the stuff here is real? How do you go around a corner in that Limo? Geezez! And that horse through the windscreen! Geezez!
I heard in the Arab states(got this info from Street Commodore magazine...) that 25,000 people die annually through running into wildlife....mostly CAMELS!
You can picture a camel can't you..........500kg of meat, supported at winscreen hieght, by four spindly 'radiator friendly' legs! Ha Ha! And they say that they run across the road at full speed just like our Giant Mouse....(kangaroo to those that
are curious.....)
Oh bye the way, I slammed into a full size 'Roo in the courier ute the other day, luckily, I saw it in plenty of time to avoid a high speed collision. When I did hit it, the vehicle travelled about one metre, so it gave the 'roo a giant shove! You should have seen it! There we're arms and legs skidding across the road! All happening in apparent 'slow motion' to the dreamy 'Dancing with the Stars' cloud of tyre smoke after I locked up the brakes!! Geezez Mate! Add another set of cracks to the front bar, and a head-light cradle that was pointing the wrong way!
Plus a small dent in the bonnet where the back of the Roo's skull hit it! EEeesh!
So the 'BIG Red', scrabbled to its feet..... slipping around like a 'dog on kitchen tiles'....and bounded off at high speed! Geezez!
A couple of weeks ago, the missus was driving at 110km per hour, and slammed into a fox, barely lifting the accelerator!
I knew there was damage...........You don't hear a noise like that without the flimsy front bar 'absorbing some action!
I was p*****! here's my ute turning into a pile of crap right before my eye's!
Boo Hoo! I picked up some spare parts for a Courier Ute I found lying around the area...(mine!....doh!..) and we drove home feeling pretty unlucky that night...........
Catch ya's all, bob

10/30/2006 Eyre Pen. Sth Aust.

Mazhead says:  

Oh, seeing the storage for pics has increased, here's a pic I forgot to include in my last post above.................bob (nothing funny about this one though..I hope!..)

10/30/2006 Eyre Pen. Sth Aust.

CARmageddon says:  

You should put that Roo and fox story into your other forum about messing up your car - great story - I was on a train once that hit two deer and they actually destroyed the train so bad we had to wait for another one to come get all the passengers - I had knocked on the door of the driver's compartment and he had let me ride in front with him - because I was a cut little nipper - and all of sudden these two deer came running alongside the train - they get scared and for some reason jump right in front of it - it was not pretty to say the least and the sound, like you say above, was horrific -

10/30/2006 London, England

Mazhead says:  

Tanks Carmageddon.....thats a pretty awesome story yerself! I forgot to mention another 'wildlife' incident' that happened to us while the wife was driving.........
We were heading to Central Australia, Alice Springs to be more precise. We had an old HQ Holden panelvan (brand new at the time...) as the wife was a courier for TNT, and we were delivering a load of indoor potted plants to her sister on a cattle station near Alice. After spending the night at Port Augusta, we got an early start, and were heading north. It's beautiful country, wild and wooded, with a few rock formations dotting the countryside.....and plenty of wildlife! After being scared by a couple of roo's bounding along the road next to us(they do have this habit of just turning in front of you, so It's hell out there!....) we then came across a large flock of galahs (a pink and grey parrot for the O/S ppl.....) they too were flying in the same direction as the car was travelling..........not so bad you would think..........but then, they turned a complete 180 degrees, and all of a sudden, It was raining parrots on the windscreen! We couldn't see through the glass!
There was guts, blood, s***, feathers, carcasses, wings, beaks, dead birds, half dead birds, pieces of birds.....everywhere! I yelled out to Barb..."hit the brakes"
She turned on the windscreen wipers! OMG! The wipers got stuck on dead bird carcasses, flipped and jumped across the windscreen! Now we couldn't see anything! just this smear of....well you all know what it was....Geezez!
Eventually, my wife did apply the brakes, realizing that this situation wasn't going to be a simple 'squirt of the washer bottle! Ha Ha!
Surprisingly, there was no damage, not even a crack in the windscreen! Phew! A lucky break! there were other incidents....like on the road to Ayers Rock....the road was completely blocked by a herd of 'steers'....with the owner nowhere to be seen! Resulting in a 4 wheel skid! bob

10/31/2006 Eyre Pen. Sth Aust.

997GT3 says:  

OMG - they're coming - they're coming - Did Alfred Hitch**** make a cameo appearance?

11/01/2006 Sydney, New South Wales

Mazhead says:  

ha ha!.............no

11/02/2006 Eyre Pen. Sth Aust.

MeatAxe says:  

hologram said: how about this for a superb modification, are they headlights or exhausts on the front ow just extra air intake?????

11/12/2006 Mandurah, Western Australia

444 says:  

1971 Volkswagen Porsche Tapiro and the smooth sounds of Barry White

11/13/2006 Melbourne

nickop says:  

Haha! What an awful car and terrible photoshoot, Leopard print !

11/14/2006 Melbourne

997GT3 says:  

That car is cool - as for the leopard print - no comment

11/14/2006 Sydney, New South Wales

MeatAxe says:  

who said u cant pull chicks with a volvo ?

11/17/2006 Mandurah, Western Australia

CARmageddon says:  

LOL - that is hysterical

11/18/2006 London, England

MeatAxe says:  

if it was my car i'ld clear coad over the dust so it never rubed off lol

11/19/2006 Mandurah, Western Australia

MeatAxe says:  

who needs lowered suspention when youve got mates lol

11/19/2006 Mandurah, Western Australia

nickop says:  

You've gotta hate moving houses:

11/20/2006 Melbourne

Mazhead says:  

Ha Ha MeatAxe! Muff in dust!

And Nickop, that shot is hilarious, made more so by that wry comment! Gee I hope it doesn't rain! And what about if they get a flat tyre? Where's the spare?
It would be easier to take out the fuel tank and cut a hole in the floor to get at It!
Catch ya's all, bob

11/20/2006 Eyre Pen. Sth Aust.

MeatAxe says:   

QUICK some one call the cops lol



100 mph tape




but how fast am i going ???




Fords latest advertizing compaine




the chemicals are 100% safe i swear



whats that about the bridge ?

11/20/2006 Mandurah, Western Australia

TorqueOmata says:  

Here is a good one from BFab - I put it in the forum for him but he took the pic

11/27/2006 Melbourne, Victoria